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Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today ile I was eating lunc at work I practically ad a panic attack cuz I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9012) - you deserved it (32366)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I Was Babysitting. Everything Was Going Well Until The Kid Called 911 On Me Fir Making Him Eat His Vegetables. Fat FML

#19164733
117 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public.

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33667) - you deserved it (5105)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

my family startd thier own version of the Hunger Games . With farts as thier ammo, they've been tackling an gassing everyone until thier victim "dies" by surrendering . My house is a flatulent war zone, an I fear waking up blind . mega FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (2547)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

2day I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I blushedhen a fortune cookie said ( You have the attitude of a winner!! ) My self esteem is so low!! FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (4365)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21966) - you deserved it (4684)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, looool he will continually yell out, ( Penis! ) until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25613) - you deserved it (7951)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Cooking With Super Hot Ghost Peppers. The Package Said "After Handling Them Not To Touch Your Eyes, Nose Or Pets". They Should've Added "penis" To That List. FML

#18729935
359 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I saw a nakad man 4 tha frst tima in mah lifa!! It was tha nuda modal in mah art class!! I was forcad to draw wrinklas and fat rolls in placas I didn't avan know axistad!! FML

#18727646
169 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, My Dad Decided That He Shouldn't Have To Wear Clothe In The Privacy Of His Own Home. FML

#18724307
102 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today... I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. mega FML

#18721494
149 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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