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Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25190) - you deserved it (1977)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7840) - you deserved it (29491)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (2477)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29483) - you deserved it (4643)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19357) - you deserved it (1729)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10413) - you deserved it (20260)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20217) - you deserved it (3987)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML

#18838483
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19079) - you deserved it (4324)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by Sheliton (woman) - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20254) - you deserved it (6100)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10382) - you deserved it (50679)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25531) - you deserved it (4395)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

#18724307
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25851) - you deserved it (2761)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by Anna (woman) - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

#18721494
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (2906)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (4593) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

#18716043
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (8630)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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