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By  speckledots  |  29

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By  speckledots  |  29

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  Beeftinkle  |  13

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  whostolemylama  |  12

Actually, the poster is correct. Beer stimulates a nerve in the brain where we process thoughts. Hard to explain, but beer does in fact make us tell the truth. [*Insert The " More You Know Logo" Here]

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  billyz77  |  24

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  speckledots  |  29

I've actually heard a few men say something along those lines believe it or not. What I hear is that they would never leave the house. And these men weren't even drunk.

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  AlexRen  |  21

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  capslockisgood  |  19

A drunken person's mind has been altered so you may not want to take everything they say literally. In this case, OP's boyfriend probably didn't want to suck his own dick but thought that OP is only good for sex.

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  buck33  |  14

Are you guys kidding? I thought everyone knew what actually happens. Beer goes directly into the blood stream and once it gets to your brain, it stays there. Then it deploys beer viruses that attach to the nerves in your brain. They seize 73.6% control of your thoughts and actions, thus the honesty. Because beer viruses hate liars.

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  ideasrule  |  13

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  Levvy  |  20

doLLe has it the most on the ball there. Drunk thoughts go straight to drunk speech. If drunk words are sober thoughts, this would indicate I spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about nonsensical scenarios and my (nonexistent) time in prison, both things I babble invariably about when sufficiently plastered. (No, not with the intent to deceive anyone, just for laughs)

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  Werken247  |  14

I find it scary how many of you dipshits think that alcohol is a truth serum. Alcohol doesn't make you tell the truth, it makes you drunk. If it were some kind of truth serum, then the cops could just pick up a suspect, get them drunk and ask, "Hey, did you kill that guy?" But guess what? Even if the guy says yes, the judge will throw it out because... THE GUY WAS DRUNK when he confessed. Now, insert your "more you know logo" up you ass and actually think for yourselves for a change.

By  saIty  |  17

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  gc327072  |  29

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By  Shilokitten666  |  19

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  ohmandapants  |  16

^ wait so a guy can touch his dick and that's not seen as a homosexual tendency, but wanting to be able to give himself head is? It's not about being gay or straight, it's about being able to give yourself the same pleasure that your partner can without actually having anyone there. Your "logic" is flawed.

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