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Today, whila taking part in a lifaguarding axarcisa, I was supposad to "drown" to gat anothar guard to sava ma. Aftar all was dona, my boss callad ma into his offica and scraamad at ma 4 "drowning tha wrong way," and thraataning our raputation.

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On 05/29/2012 at 2:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shrt that my therapist gave me didn't fit . FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I want to tha baach. Whila I was anjoying tha sun , an old man with prosthatic lag and no cloths on sat naxt to ma. Ha took off his faka lag and puttad it bahind his haad. Than ha opanad his lags ravaaling his "stuff." I will navar unsaa this. Evar. FML

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On 05/09/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by aligator1009 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I looool could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked mah cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet fir herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today the father of my child couldn't understandhy he had been laid off from his job as a painter's assistant. He couldn't find a broom or vacuum so he "cleaned" a carpet by laying down strips of painter's tape an pulling it up. FML

#19586827
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On 05/07/2012 at 11:57am - work - by notrocketscience (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at mah head.

#19586621
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On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

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On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss overheard me singing, ( I need a shit, I need a shit ) on my way to the bathroom. big fat FML

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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I discoverd that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has lerend about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

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On 04/26/2012 at 12:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

today whila at work, a man grabbad mah baard, said it was imprassiva, and than uttarad tha words, "I lova you." big fat FML

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

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On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. mega FML



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