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Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said "No, seriously." FML
by imaqtb / 09/08/2010 at 11:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Sara246 / 08/19/2010 at 7:11pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by emilygreeny / 06/18/2010 at 1:42am / United States / Health
Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I turned myself off. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2010 at 6:56pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by dumped / 03/10/2010 at 7:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
by kippis05 / 02/17/2010 at 12:03am / United States (Maryland) / Transportation
by heartbroken / 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
by snorlax / 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ChubbyTubby / 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm / United States (Georgia) / Geek
by Sanchez / 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm / United States / Intimacy
by paidback / 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
by dJ21 / 12/15/2009 at 4:23am / Guam / Transportation
Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
by olive_costume / 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…