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by RainCl0ud / 08/27/2011 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML
by Kathryn / 08/13/2011 at 6:31am / Belgium / Kids
by Ser17 / 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm / United States / Animals
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
by thiswouldonlyhappentome / 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm / Aruba / Animals
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 3:35am / United States (Colorado) / Geek
by failed_catgirl / 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy
Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 12:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…