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carmel1110's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

#17591992
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42029) - you deserved it (4979)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10118) - you deserved it (38389)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

#17429478
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29544) - you deserved it (5414)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40949) - you deserved it (22911)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52031) - you deserved it (6696)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

#16464480
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12553) - you deserved it (41549)

On 06/02/2011 at 4:46am - intimacy - by tomuchtime -

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

#16424088
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36568) - you deserved it (3850)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35154) - you deserved it (11568)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33717) - you deserved it (45369)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71967) - you deserved it (9858)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36401) - you deserved it (7407)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5308) - you deserved it (44737)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35071) - you deserved it (2934)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

#13515175
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17696) - you deserved it (36593)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by failed_catgirl (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

#13178719
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11531) - you deserved it (50154)

On 09/24/2010 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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