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carmel1110's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
by Taylor / 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 7:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
by tkr / 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by LogicalMolly / 12/13/2011 at 12:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML
by Damnit / 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Kids
Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML
by Pissed / 10/05/2011 at 11:29am / Australia / Kids
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Branman2480 / 09/19/2011 at 1:09am / United States (New York) / Work
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…