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Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest "no." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML

#19964000
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23492) - you deserved it (3117)

On 07/20/2012 at 2:23pm - love - by Taylor (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

#19908748
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (3107)

On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15138) - you deserved it (51668)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (29597)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

#19005217
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8394) - you deserved it (36071)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31852) - you deserved it (27483)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25033) - you deserved it (5418)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17819) - you deserved it (45013)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
152 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22768) - you deserved it (7555)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (11372)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (3660)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27166) - you deserved it (9297)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)



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