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Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisse is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

#20452458
55 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, I asked mah mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

#20449894
90 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States

Today.. . my girlfriend an I decidd to try a new place to eat . On our way home we both had upset stomachs . As we racd into the house we realizd niether of us could hold it any longer . Having only one bathroom.. . I let her go first . She explodd on the toilet an I explodd in my pants . FML

#20434472
175 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States

TODAY, MY CAR WAS BROKEN INTO. WHAT WAS STOLEN? MY DAUGHTER'S $11 ONE DIRECTION POSTER. WHAT WILL IT COST TO FIX MY CAR? $1,000. REAL FML

#20427068
191 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, After Having Sex For The First Time With Mah Girlfriend, I Realisd I Was In Love With Her!! I Noticd She Had An Eyelash On Her Breast!! After Tugging It A Few Times I Realisd It Was Actually A Single Black Nipple Hair!! She Was So Embarrassd, She Kickd Me Out And Now Won't Return Mah Calls!! Big Fat FML

#20426821
112 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 10:06pm - intimacy - by ohman (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today... I got a phona call from mah boyfriand braaking things off with ma. Ha waitad until tha day aftar Christmas cuz ha wantad all his prasants. And ha got ma nothing. fat FML

#20423285
104 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 9:32am - love - by Jolene - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand . Bookmarked . FML

#20417856
107 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Ended Sex By Yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" And Using His Foot To Push Me Off The Bed. FML

#20417691
183 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I recievd a package from a local guy on Craigslist . Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only containd a photo of an iPhone . The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so mah husband went over and beat the shit out of him . I now have to bail him out of jail . FML

#20416192
150 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , tha highly intoxicatd singar of mah band dacidd it would ba a wondarful idaa to squat down and taka a shit on staga in tha middla of a gig!! FML

#20408486
113 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by dudeyouarefired -

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told mehat it was; a moldd dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parentshen they askhat I got. FML

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138 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 12:30am - intimacy - by djl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day , but no reply. After a while , I became worried so I called. She picked up an said , "Can't talk , busy." Not even a minute later , my best friend says to me , "Dude , tell yur girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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125 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by SugarMyBalls (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... the girl I dumped three yeres ago because she wouldn't take mah band seriously is now a successful an rich environmental scientist. Meanwhile... I'm still unemployed... living with mah parents... an can barely remember how to play a guitar. FML

#20407310
143 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 10:26am - love - by rightinthekarma (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , Aftar Savaral Yaars Spant Ung Up On Ma Ax , I Was Finally Moving On. I Was On A Data Wit Ma Naw Boyfriand Wan Ma Ax Walkd Past Us. Ha Broka Down Crying , Got On Is Knaas , An Baggd Ma To Coma Back. FML

#20402543
70 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 6:57pm - love - by Miki (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, My "friends" Set Me Up On A Blind Date With A Guy Who According To There Description, Sounded Perfect In Just About Every Way . He Turned Out To Be My Obsessive Ex, An This Is There Idea Of A Funny Prank . FML

#20402162
45 comments

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On 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm - love - by lovelychris - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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