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Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19971) - you deserved it (34033)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5542) - you deserved it (49223)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21624) - you deserved it (2764)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17942) - you deserved it (131582)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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