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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
by Inga44 / 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by paddy / 07/14/2009 at 8:23am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
by Dee / 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/11/2009 at 9:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by TayTay / 05/16/2009 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
by Permafucked / 05/12/2009 at 10:23am / United States (South Dakota) / Love
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
by Casino / 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
by Jim / 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by nycgirl424 / 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Noname / 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
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