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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

#3986456
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59281) - you deserved it (3537)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm - love - by Inga44 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

#3741117
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76400) - you deserved it (16041)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML

#3698192
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (21240)

On 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by Dee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

#2797369
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (54649)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

#1971558
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57166) - you deserved it (12004)

On 05/16/2009 at 3:52am - love - by TayTay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

#1904436
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22729) - you deserved it (50971)

On 05/13/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

#1869904
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13913) - you deserved it (82993)

On 05/12/2009 at 10:23am - misc - by Permafucked (woman) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

#755520
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28219) - you deserved it (97663)

On 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Casino (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML

#651066
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (80423)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Jim (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82409) - you deserved it (18108)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67365) - you deserved it (2993)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22735) - you deserved it (37284)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6921) - you deserved it (57420)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25456) - you deserved it (3178)

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