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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
by Inga44 / 07/23/2009 at 7:25pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by paddy / 07/14/2009 at 8:23am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party at the house of the guy I really like. We were talking when he pulled me into his room. I was excited he was finally taking our friendship to the next level, until he handed me a stick of deodorant, saying "I didn't wanna tell you in the hallway, but you really need this." FML
by Dee / 07/12/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/11/2009 at 9:24am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by TayTay / 05/16/2009 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
by Anonymous / 05/13/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer I ended up in bed with one of them who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML
by Permafucked / 05/12/2009 at 10:23am / United States (South Dakota) / Love
Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML
by Casino / 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
by Jim / 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by nycgirl424 / 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Noname / 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…