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Today I Was Feeling A Bit Insecure About Mah Body And I Told Mah Boyfriend I Don't Know How He Can Even Stand To Have Sex With Me . He Replid "I Know Right?" FML

#20555435
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37813) - you deserved it (18105)

On 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I saw some pictures of my boyfriend drunkenly kissing his ex on Facebook . I asked him about it, an he reassured me the pictures were from months ago . Unfortunately for him, I happened to notice a small tattoo on his neck . The same tattoo I went with him just last week to get . FML

Today , I Tossd Half A Sausage To A Dog Sitting Beside A Park Bench. It Wasn't Until He Lungd Fir It And Draggd The Man Beside Him Off Of The Bench That I Realizd It Was A Seieng Eye Dog. FML

#20552676
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30226) - you deserved it (23878)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm - animals - by SolaceInRage (man) - United States (Illinois)

2day I found out my boyfriend as been ceating on me for monts. It all started wile I was in te ospital, e says, because we were supposed to go out tat day, but ten I "ad to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for is infidelity. FML

#20547926
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38704) - you deserved it (2876)

On 03/17/2013 at 4:12pm - love - by need an appendickectomy (woman) - Finland

Today , mah boyfriend still won't talk to me , after I causd him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joind thier conversation and endd up confusing the fictional character of Gollum and Yoda with one another. big fat FML

#20545430
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16024) - you deserved it (57904) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Found Out About Mah Severe Phobia Of Moths. It's So Bad That I Sometimes Pass Out. He Caught A Moth In A Jar, An Puttd It On Mah Bedside Table. I Woke Up, Saw It, An Had A Panic Attack. He Recordd It All An Wants To Upload It To YouTube. Real FML

#20544812
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4800)

On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG AT THE PARK, I SPOTTED MY CRUSH AND SAID ( HI! ) BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHERE I WAS GOING, I TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN. MY DOG STARTED HUMPING ME. FML

#20544356
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39115) - you deserved it (5695)

On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, as always, I'm dating ona of tha faw grlsho, without fail, always finishas frsthan wa gat intimata. Sha's also ona of thosa grlfriandsho doasn't want to continua onca sha's dona.

#20542189
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47333) - you deserved it (7696)

On 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by WhyDoINeedAName - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out y the parentshose children I babysit use me so often an on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because there kids hate me, an me being around is there way of punishing them. FML

#20541928
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33935) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/13/2013 at 10:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I askd my boyfriend to give me a back rub . He claimd tat e ad a sore and, so I retortd, "You ave two ands, rigt?" Still bitter about not bieng able to ave sex wit me wile I'm on my period, e sot back, "You ave two oles, rigt?" I give up . FML

#20540243
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33091) - you deserved it (50996) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

YESTERDAY SINCE I HADN'T EATEN AN WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A THREE HOUR CLASS, I BOUGHT PANDA EXPRESS. I SAT OPPOSITE MAH CLASSROOM TO EAT. SOON AFTER I STARTD EATING, A WAD OF SALIVA DROPPD INTO MAH BOWL, AN I HEARD SOMEONE YELL "BONUS POINTS!" FROM THE SECOND FLOOR. FML

Today... I figured I needed to clean ma room. I ended up finding ma $135 calculator tat I'd accused ma ex-boyfriend of selling fir gas money. Tat's also te reason I dumped im. FML

#20539612
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (69647)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad cummed to drive me home. On the way looool back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

#20539287
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49644) - you deserved it (24526)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today My Psychopathic Ex-girlfriend Spray-painted "Free Candy" On The Side Of My Van Knowing Damn Well I Have To Park It In Front Of An Elementary School On A Daily Basis To Pick Up My Daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42129) - you deserved it (3949)

On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? ( She's my best friend we do this all the time. ) I have been dating him 4 over a year. FML

#20532334
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43962) - you deserved it (3668)

On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)



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