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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 402
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About caily_bostock : Im the one on tha right ;)

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caily_bostock's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex and wanted to move to the wall, so I picked her up, got my foot stuck in my blanket, and dropped her on the floor. FML

#7946141
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8937) - you deserved it (18585)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by Sully (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

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On 10/11/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML

#5754527
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On 10/10/2009 at 6:19am - intimacy - by Taraa3 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

Today, I went to Knott's Berry Farm with my girlfriend. After we got off of Supreme Scream, the ride attendant asked her, "How was it?" She pointed to me and said, "It's like sex with this man, my boyfriend; intense, then disappointing because it only lasts like 30 seconds." FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 9:41pm - intimacy - by blank13 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10322) - you deserved it (121067)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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