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by rain1 / 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by TheMommas / 11/06/2013 at 11:33am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ggirl / 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
by SeriouslyDad / 09/22/2013 at 9:57am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML
by AntSimo / 05/19/2009 at 3:46am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Work
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