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Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML

#20193609
167 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Dontwaketheneighbors (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML

#19078471
97 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter asked why there was an X marked on a telephone pole. I told her they were going to remove it. She started crying and saying, "They can't kill the tree!" She is 16. FML

#17036042
143 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

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134 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML

#16332593
314 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

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265 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)



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