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by AllegroRubato / 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm / Chile (Region Metropolitana) / Intimacy
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by ladylol / 11/24/2012 at 8:54am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
by Rachel / 07/20/2012 at 1:13am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Dammit / 07/07/2012 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
by deli Shoppe / 06/27/2012 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML
by cmck932012 / 06/26/2012 at 2:18am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by fmmmmlll / 06/12/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
by unacceptable / 06/04/2012 at 11:02am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by chchboy / 05/22/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
by bronco_lover89 / 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by thejbarrick50 / 05/20/2012 at 10:29pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/20/2012 at 9:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Vero / 05/17/2012 at 11:02am / Austria (Oberosterreich) / Love
- Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get… Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so… Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway.…