Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

barakados

Online | Search for a member

barakados

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About barakados : Don't hesitate to message me. I love meeting new people.

barakados's page activity

Visits<b>cherrio27</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 1:30pm<b>mystery_user</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 1:08pm<b>Jak0p</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 12:45pm<b>Mad_Or_Nah</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 8:38pm<b>lexiie623</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 4:46pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 1:40pm<b>AmongTheShadows</b> - the 08/22/2014 at 2:35am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 10:31pm<b>FoTheWin</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 8:43pm<b>c1793Sc006y</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 2:33pm<b>zoegirl_455</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 10:20am<b>hunter9141</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 8:53am<b>lex1459</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 2:52am<b>pinkalicious0605</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 1:13am<b>wilburhp</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 12:36am<b>MonkeyBurgerMan</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 7:07pm<b>dragonrider1959</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 4:45pm<b>sythe511</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 3:35pm

barakados's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of barakados's badges

barakados's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

#21242835
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38410) - you deserved it (5328)

On 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm - love - by flyakite - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

#21241441
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39429) - you deserved it (5290)

On 08/20/2014 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Mia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

#21241406
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61991) - you deserved it (4086)

On 08/20/2014 at 1:15am - health - by BagelTheOtaku (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

#21240389
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39493) - you deserved it (4229)

On 08/18/2014 at 8:10am - kids - by I hate children - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

#21232452
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35869) - you deserved it (5944)

On 08/08/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by freakedout (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

#21214127
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29628) - you deserved it (37894)

On 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28759) - you deserved it (42069)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

#21185382
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38619) - you deserved it (23203)

On 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by AGB10 - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

#21184110
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45439) - you deserved it (3523)

On 06/22/2014 at 11:10am - misc - by paywithpoop - United States

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56331) - you deserved it (3942)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

#21158368
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (3491)

On 05/31/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58786) - you deserved it (5034)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML

#21129081
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38118) - you deserved it (3198)

On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: