barakados

Search for a member

Offline (the 03/04/2015 at 7:44am)

barakados

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1179
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About barakados : Don't hesitate to message me. I love meeting new people.

barakados's page activity

Visits<b>obewonstrangeone</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 10:40am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 10:46pm<b>jamaarlove</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 1:25am<b>Allornone</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 10:54am<b>LiteralxShit</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 7:00am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:40pm<b>rachelv47</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:08pm<b>Alm1ghty_Push</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:00pm<b>ThePiGuy</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:11pm<b>wellfme</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 9:40pm<b>denardo</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:39pm<b>alaina_ann_t</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 10:59pm<b>sisas</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 8:05am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 1:06am<b>tehOgrelord</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:39am<b>epicmaterial777</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 5:03pm<b>greygloss</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 2:42pm<b>Noah197099</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 4:26pm

Fucked!<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 3:46am<b>LiteralxShit</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 7:20am<b>epicmaterial777</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:03pm

barakados's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of barakados's badges

barakados's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

by too good / 10/24/2014 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

by flyakite / 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm / United States / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

by Mia / 08/20/2014 at 2:07am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML

by I hate children / 08/18/2014 at 8:10am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Kids

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

by sirphilmckraken / 08/08/2014 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

by freakedout / 08/08/2014 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

by BaWanda / 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

by AGB10 / 06/23/2014 at 2:11pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

by paywithpoop / 06/22/2014 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids