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by SadDad / 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
by tiredeolfatty / 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I went to a new dentist because I've been experiencing occasional toothache. Upon seeing my x-rays, he noticed something odd. Apparently, during a root canal a while ago, a piece of an instrument broke off, and has been lodged within ever since. FML
by fuckalltwitardsintheface / 09/20/2012 at 5:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Shame / 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by pussyface96 / 09/19/2012 at 5:27am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by unaware / 09/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by StupidBerk / 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Grindwhore / 09/17/2012 at 6:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
by twinkletoes / 09/17/2012 at 2:32am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids
Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
by PissOffPottermore / 09/13/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clearly marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated and spent the next few minutes with my entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 11:58pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by tdudey123 / 09/11/2012 at 7:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a… Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's… Today, I was walking out of my girlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack.…