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Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 5:27am - love - by pussyface96 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
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On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by StupidBerk (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 6:46am - work - by Grindwhore - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
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On 09/17/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by twinkletoes (woman) - United States
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clearly marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated and spent the next few minutes with my entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 7:07pm - misc - by tdudey123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 8:39pm - work - by darawbs - United States
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
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On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 12:54pm - health - by onorexveritas - United States (California)
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States
Today, I got back to work. Last week, my divorce was finalized and my last name is, once again, my maiden name. Since I'm a teacher, all my students will remember me by my ex-husband's last name. I get to be reminded every day that my marriage failed until everyone memorizes my maiden name. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by divorcee - Canada (Alberta)
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