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Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

By legit247 / Friday 10 May 2013 04:44 / United States - Moscow Mills

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

By milkshake / Wednesday 23 January 2013 00:29 / United States - Pasadena

Today, after 2 weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 February 2013 14:41 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:13 / United States - Richardson