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by Anonymous / 10/30/2012 at 7:42pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
by embarassedmuch / 10/30/2012 at 12:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SadExperiment / 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Medic / 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by geena / 10/27/2012 at 2:42am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, my college class was talking about Felix Baumgartner, who jumped from the edge of space down to earth. A boy suddenly put his head up and said in a serious tone, "I thought he jumped from the moon?" Several girls concurred. This is my generation. FML
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 1:18am / France (Bretagne) / Love
by Pissed / 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by anon / 10/15/2012 at 3:00pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 12:07am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML
by Shiverice / 10/13/2012 at 7:22am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/11/2012 at 1:08am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I found out why my cat hasn't been coming home for regular meals. Apparently, my elderly next door neighbour has forgotten that her cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning. My cat is exploiting her by impersonating her dead cat to get better food. My cat is an asshole. FML
by assholecat / 10/10/2012 at 4:43am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
- Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you…