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by Anonymous / 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML
by shiney100893 / 01/14/2013 at 7:56am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by hiccups / 01/13/2013 at 1:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/04/2013 at 1:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2013 at 6:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by ashbeat / 01/01/2013 at 10:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by aelia_oups / 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm / Miscellaneous
by killme / 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by ShadowReaper101 / 12/29/2012 at 2:41am / United States (California) / Kids
by almostkilledmyself / 12/29/2012 at 2:30am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by kmtranter / 12/28/2012 at 6:40am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm / Canada (Alberta) / Money
- Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassed when she saw that a visiting family member… Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When… Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to…
- Today, I was driving in a straight line on a completely deserted road in the open bush. I sneezed… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…