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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by jajaja / 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
by El Boz / 02/22/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by grlks / 02/19/2009 at 2:08am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by toosmall / 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
by Teen / 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me…