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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2218
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Yesterday, mah sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under mah care died of unknown causes. FML

#15485596
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24393) - you deserved it (9437)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

todayhilst having sax, my husband scraamad out a man's nama . FML

#14671725
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52272) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Taday mah friend and I were messing around with an app on mah phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

#14669350
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (9296)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42259) - you deserved it (3548)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12009) - you deserved it (27634)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, was mah first day at school. I got kickd out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

TODAY,HILE IN MY DRAMA CLASS, MY CHARACTER IN A PLAY HAS TO QUICKLY JUMP UP OUT FROM HIS DESK . SOMEHOW, MY SHRT GOT CAUGHT ON THE DESK, RIPPING IT ALMOST COMPLETELY OFF IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE . FML

#13810188
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23197) - you deserved it (2880)

On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I looool love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. real FML

#13286743
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18880) - you deserved it (4118)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by lmaoLOSER - United States (New York)

Today... I want to an audition fir a play. Tha casting dractor thankd ma fir mah tima... but told ma thay would pass bacausa I had "tha amotional ranga of a turnip." FML

#12812142
95 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, ma grandmoter told me se would pay 4 me to get a nose job. I never tougt tere was a problem wit ma nose. FML

#12242096
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29495) - you deserved it (2577)

On 08/01/2010 at 6:38am - misc - by Rawr (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, ( I need a nap, ) but my iPhone changed it to ( I need anal. ) I sent it. FML

#10945520
336 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44590) - you deserved it (24515)

On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I LEREND MY BOYFRIEND AS ANOTER GIRLFRIEND. HIS EXCUSE IS E'S BIPOLAR AND EAC OF IS PERSONALITIES NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND.

#10642030
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42274) - you deserved it (4720)

On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking with my grlfriend of a year an a half on the beach . Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes . I didn't order a plane . FML

#9122302
198 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (10438)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY AFTER PUKING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AND LEGS I CALLD HUSBAND FOR SYMPATHY. THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS ( DID YOU CRY? ) AND WHEN I ANSWERD NO INSTEAD OF WISHING ME BETTER HE QUICKLY EXCLAIMD ( WHO'S MY BIG GIRL! ) FML

#8923957
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20180) - you deserved it (6105)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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