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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 September 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1402
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45791) - you deserved it (5511)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20243) - you deserved it (8753)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48869) - you deserved it (4491)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

#14669350
56 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
168 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
114 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

#13810188
100 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by me - United States

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML

#13286743
110 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by lmaoLOSER - United States (New York)

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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94 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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100 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 6:38am - misc - by Rawr (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

#10945520
336 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML

#10642030
281 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by life sucks - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
196 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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230 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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