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by fish killer / 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by fmlalways / 01/22/2011 at 8:00am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by Peter C. / 01/22/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
by fianceeless / 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML
by blackitalian / 11/26/2010 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm / Israel (HaDarom) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
by me / 11/12/2010 at 12:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. FML
by lmaoLOSER / 10/02/2010 at 7:48am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Rawr / 08/01/2010 at 6:38am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Miscellaneous
by Allie / 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by life sucks / 05/20/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
by ManInTrouble / 03/16/2010 at 12:50am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:49am / United States / Geek
Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML
by gotitEVERYWHERE / 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…