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Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
by myasshurts / 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by TurtleTeacher / 10/14/2011 at 2:09am / United States (Alaska) / Geek
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
by ladytyy / 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
by zerom / 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm / France / Money
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by gutav indogop / 06/24/2011 at 2:47am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Work
by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by moe / 05/27/2011 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2011 at 9:17am / United Kingdom / Health
by Alex / 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…