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alexmac222

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11378
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 4:44pm<b>damwoods</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:51pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 11:56pm<b>Sliver1991</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 8:52am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:21pm<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 9:32pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 8:47pm<b>mirandaelcraig</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:53pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:16am<b>knicolet</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:22pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:53pm<b>sullman03</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 7:23am<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 2:42am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:33am<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 7:43am<b>hare</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 2:48am<b>lm27</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:59pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:36pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:16pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:53pm<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:43pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:12am<b>Joshoa123</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:12am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:04am<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:29am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:58am<b>ibmike22</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>talal7860</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:00pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fml_ydi79</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:28pm<b>lightbeam584</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:39pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 12:41am

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alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees. For some reason, everybody pronounce it "your anus". FML

by yarenis / 12/24/2013 at 5:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

by pompomkiwi / 12/24/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Work

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Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML

by dr immature / 12/23/2013 at 6:11pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

by bastard / 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm / United States / Kids

Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 2:10pm / Israel / Kids

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

by bleach bleach bleach / 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 10:36am / United States / Kids

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 3:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

by Isitreallythatbad, / 12/22/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I thought it was a good idea to flush the stink bug I found in my kitchen. Later I went in the bathroom to take a crap, and next thing I know, I feel a stink bug on my privates. I guess it didn't flush after all. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 4:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML

by Anonymous / 12/20/2013 at 5:00pm / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

by oh why... / 12/20/2013 at 9:51am / United States / Love

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

by romance sucks. / 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

by gymgirl / 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous