About Alexmac222
My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 quality comments

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    4%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    100%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    16%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:20 / United States - Reno

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey on my breast. To be fair I decided to give him a hickey on his chest. He was so worried about catching shit from the guys on his swim team that he dislocated my jaw trying to get me off him. FML

By aireeahna - / Wednesday 12 February 2014 19:43 / United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry... The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 February 2014 12:43 /

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

By O_o / Sunday 9 February 2014 00:42 / United States - Simi Valley

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 February 2014 01:31 / United States