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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1978 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6477
  • Number of comments : 2188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 102 posted

About Zebediabolical : I'm better than you. This is not up for debate.

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Zebediabolical's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

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