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Zebediabolical
  • Town/Country : St. John's, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 January 1978 (35 years)
  • Number of visits : 747
  • Number of comments : 503
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

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Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (7796)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39750) - you deserved it (4564)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States

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Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

#14584639
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30827) - you deserved it (11206)

On 01/15/2011 at 12:38am - misc - by Zmeilerr - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

#14495263
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8139) - you deserved it (30323)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

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Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35627) - you deserved it (5940)

On 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Olive14 - United States (North Carolina)

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Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

#13969398
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13449) - you deserved it (20756)

On 11/25/2010 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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