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Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 1:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by thatwas10yearsago / 09/27/2012 at 10:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by strawberrywine22 / 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (California) / Love
by / 09/26/2012 at 10:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by SadDad / 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by Flighted / 09/22/2012 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by tiredeolfatty / 09/20/2012 at 10:40pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
by thefuckman / 09/14/2012 at 3:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lonely one / 09/14/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by hahagirl / 09/12/2012 at 1:40am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML
by brianfantana32 / 09/12/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…