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About Xx_Benny73_xX : driving a racecar has been a dream my whole life!

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TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah crush finally agred to spend the night with me . I told mah parents to act normal fir one night . Apparently, "normal" is strutting around nakd and acting like a chicken . real FML

#20166401
108 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today, ma mom cummed ome drunk and yelled at me 4 20 minutes 4 not feeding te cat. We don't ave a cat. FML

#20164653
58 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 7:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because She Found Out I Share A Birthday With A Fictional Character Who Is "untrustworthy" And Has A "dark Side", So Therefore I Can't Be Trusted Either. FML

#20163899
108 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 12:48am - love - by B-Rad (man) - United States

2day I was severely chewed out by mah boss because, looool according to him, I look down on him too often!! I'm 6ft5!! FML

#20162604
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23238) - you deserved it (1575) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm - work - by makiju - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML

#20160393
83 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to fine that while I was passd out someone stole mah prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
141 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

after a year of living with boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom . FML

#20155172
107 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonimo (woman) - Italy (Sardegna)

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 yeres ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took spaghetti dinner, shoved it in face, and stormed out. FML

#20148447
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I WOKE UP WITH A VAGUE MEMORY OF BUYING SOMETHING LAST NIGHT WHILE DRUNK. ACCORDING TO MAH CREDIT CARD SUMMARY I MADE A $270 PURCHASE FROM A HOME SHOPPING CHANNEL. I GUESS IN 5-7 DAYS I'LL FINE OUT WHAT IT WAS. FML

#20147165
127 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 11:37am - money - by fnfantastic - United States (Indiana)

Today, ma axtramaly ovarwaigt roommata dacidad to not only ba a nudist, but also to gat in sapa for is naw lifastyla. Ha's baan doing nakad lungas in our room for ta last twanty minutas. FML

#20145644
93 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by xXfloatingshitlogXx (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today I decided to delete mah Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of mah life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without mah family taking offence. fat FML

#20145432
79 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a childho repeatedly pressd the doorbell until I showd up, I quickly opend the door and yelld ( Boo! ) The child endd up being carrid away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML

#20142562
195 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by NoSpirit (woman) -



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