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About XxDanno316xX : Well Im 100% pure Canadian made, I love being outdoors fishing on my boat or sitting next to a camp fire.. scary movies and zombies are my next interest. Anything else just ask away!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML
Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML
Friday 22 May 2015