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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 August 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 909
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About XxDanno316xX : Well Im 100% pure Canadian made, I love being outdoors fishing on my boat or sitting next to a camp fire.. scary movies and zombies are my next interest. Anything else just ask away!

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Today, a guy came into my gas station, showed me the gun on his hip, and asked me to kindly empty the register. My asshole boss claimed that because we live in an open carry state, and because the guy didn't point the gun at me, that there was no actual robbery and I just gave him free money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (2538)

On 09/13/2015 at 10:07am - work - by jobless (man) - United States

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML


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On 09/13/2015 at 9:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML


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On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML


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On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

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