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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 August 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About XxDanno316xX : Well Im 100% pure Canadian made, I love being outdoors fishing on my boat or sitting next to a camp fire.. scary movies and zombies are my next interest. Anything else just ask away!

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Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27816) - you deserved it (3027)

On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States

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