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XxDanno316xX
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About XxDanno316xX : Well Im 100% pure Canadian made, I love being outdoors fishing on my boat or sitting next to a camp fire.. scary movies and zombies are my next interest. Anything else just ask away!

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XxDanno316xX's favorite FMLs

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28003) - you deserved it (6863)

On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8 hour shift with her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27967) - you deserved it (3040)

On 08/08/2010 at 10:52am - work - by XxDanno316xX - United States



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