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VorpikeII
  • Town/Country : Somewhere your not, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 March 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About VorpikeII : I don't care too much when other people have horrible punctuation even though I try not to, I'm also not a grammar Nazi, but I usually check FML on my IPod so I may have some bad autocorrects. I don't usually comment angrily but I sometimes will if the person I'm responding to is an Idiot. Ya, that's about it.

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Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45093) - you deserved it (3680)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22929) - you deserved it (7004) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/09/2013 at 6:29am - health - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18747) - you deserved it (5790)

On 01/26/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by go snope yourself (man) - United Kingdom



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