About Vorpikeii

Where to start... I guess by saying that I'm just a normal person, I'm into Classic Rock, and some new music, my favourite bands are either Pink Floyd or Foo Fighters. My favourite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" I love reading, and being outdoors, although video games are also awesome. I'm also aspiring to become an astro physicist, or a scientist of some sort. I have ADHD, and I think that about sums it all up!

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By possibly a sweater - / Thursday 5 December 2013 22:26 / United States