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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Trolliolio : Well.. I live under a bridge, and I am the leader of my village in Under a Bridge. That is all..

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Trolliolio's favorite FMLs

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14802) - you deserved it (94821)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

#18530892
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30440) - you deserved it (2105)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41645) - you deserved it (2658)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27575) - you deserved it (2474)

On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35870) - you deserved it (4751)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML

#7125178
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8924) - you deserved it (30554)

On 01/03/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by PWI_addict (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

#5743419
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32735) - you deserved it (1797)

On 10/09/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by sofked (man) - United States (New York)

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

#30969
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39593) - you deserved it (1884)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)



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