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Trolliolio

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Trolliolio : Well.. I live under a bridge, and I am the leader of my village in Under a Bridge. That is all..

Trolliolio's page activity

Visits<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 7:50pm<b>xXD3ath_Ang3lXx</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 8:39am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 2:17am<b>kubackster</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 12:00pm<b>pikawarriors</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 2:18am<b>Sammy61400</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 10:12am<b>ComaWhiteLove</b> - the 10/11/2013 at 6:57am<b>Purple135</b> - the 06/27/2013 at 12:34pm<b>klaralynn</b> - the 05/01/2013 at 9:49pm<b>neeni88</b> - the 05/01/2013 at 8:12pm<b>Shortay123</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 10:35pm<b>kansah</b> - the 04/22/2013 at 5:27pm<b>ApollosMyth</b> - the 04/14/2013 at 2:30am<b>The_Troller</b> - the 12/17/2011 at 8:34pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:50am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 8:17am

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Trolliolio's favorite FMLs

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

by mets300 / 04/13/2013 at 7:22am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

by anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 9:06pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

by Username / 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

by mrsekko / 05/31/2011 at 8:44am / United States / Health

Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML

by PWI_addict / 01/03/2010 at 12:11pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

by sofked / 10/09/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

by Johnny on the Spot / 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation