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Tpracingkg

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Tpracingkg

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8711
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Taday a group of guys came into my restaurant , dressed up in some kind of role-playing game clothing. Apparently I pronounced one of there fake elf names wrong , cuz the guy complained to my manager , who then bitched me out in front of everyone fir upsetting the customers. FML

#20685944
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45051) - you deserved it (4520)

On 05/25/2013 at 6:13pm - work - by leela (woman) - United States

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up an offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me an took it fir himself. The woman an I pointed out mah cast an crutches, an asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

#20685391
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52883) - you deserved it (2876)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:14pm - misc - by a hex upon your anus, sir (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML

#20684997
188 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ad a customer tell me ow muc se regrettd not aborting er expectd cild, ow muc se ates te fater, an describd to me in immense detail wat it is like to pee wile pregnant. All witin te 30 seconds it took me to serve er. FML

#20684874
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42842) - you deserved it (2919)

On 05/25/2013 at 1:09am - work - by mmmretail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I calld my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelld at me for interrupting his video game and blamd my ( neediness ) on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML

#20684824
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43249) - you deserved it (7770)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:40am - love - by BellinaNico (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got to take mah 10-year-old son to the junior high school athich I teach. When mah students questiond him about wat I was lyk at home, he told the entre class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

#20684818
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45862) - you deserved it (8376)

On 05/25/2013 at 12:37am - kids - by Laurel (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML

#20684142
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67520) - you deserved it (5656)

On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (8949)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

2day I realizd my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawnd from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (3387)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY YELLED, ( WHY R U MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT YOU?! ) AFTER I CONFRONTED HER OVER CHEATING ON ME. FML

#20681698
88 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56177) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I e-maild the on-line instructor for mah job, telling her that I had fallen behind in mah work due to mah grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope yur grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43628) - you deserved it (2878)

On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today, and trougout te past week, my electricity, water, cable, and Internet were progressively sut off. Wy? Because my deranged moter-in-law as been stealing te money orders I use to pay my bills out of my mailbox. Se also stole te late notices because se didn't want me to be "mad". FML

#20678301
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47026) - you deserved it (2993)

On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Today, I walkd in on ma usband making out wit is accountant, te same woman wo comfortd me wen e ceatd on me te year before. FML

#20675748
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52819) - you deserved it (17484)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I have an upset stomach . looool Every other minute, it sound like Chewbacca is screaming to get out . FML

#20675696
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35407) - you deserved it (4451)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:14pm - health - by pixkalexi - United States (Massachusetts)



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