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Theatrical_Lexi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Theatrical_Lexi : Model/Actress/Singer/Songwriter waiting to be discovered. I love life and live it as it comes.

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Theatrical_Lexi's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46706) - you deserved it (9260)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8108) - you deserved it (47142)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32683) - you deserved it (3185)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

#14952962
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32683) - you deserved it (3185)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:17pm - animals - by Username - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13813) - you deserved it (60327)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31219) - you deserved it (3702)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML

#13394916
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26259) - you deserved it (5693)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:45pm - misc - by lolu - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

#13036561
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20197) - you deserved it (11392)

On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31065) - you deserved it (28079)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

#12978436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8431) - you deserved it (38128)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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