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TheWookiee
  • Town/Country : Huntington, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1385
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TheWookiee : My life rocks..... but sometimes it doesn't

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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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