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TheBrightSide00
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Over The Rainbow
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TheBrightSide00 : Your day. I'll brighten it.

I like gaming(Ps3 and PC). I party. I write stories and music. I brighten days. (:

Feel free to message me! I don't bite, I brighten!

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Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37727) - you deserved it (3619)

On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (39478)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30371) - you deserved it (2001)

On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)



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