Tcaret300

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/27/2014 at 4:39am)

Tcaret300

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6462
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Tcaret300 : Sometimes I thumb up buried comments, unless it's an evil comment... Reading fml whenever I'm bored... Got so many faved I might need to get rid of some haha.

List Of Cool People:
IndiRae
Perdix
JizzLizz
Uhhh not sure who else? Bahhhh I'll find one. :D

Tcaret300's page activity

Visits<b>unclesnoop</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 1:31am<b>H4H</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 1:57pm<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 12:39pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 9:41am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 9:39pm<b>thatstupidchick</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:10pm<b>Darkblade21</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:22pm<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:16am<b>Coolguy389</b> - the 07/29/2014 at 9:02am<b>rabbi1010</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 11:04am<b>xDochx</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 12:27pm<b>Bgreene_5</b> - the 03/16/2014 at 7:38am<b>shaelynn2013</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 8:19pm<b>HelenKeller1</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 1:10pm<b>AZdabest17</b> - the 06/15/2013 at 3:03pm<b>brewmasterg</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 3:10am<b>SillyGirl4602</b> - the 03/01/2013 at 1:10am<b>goldenkid</b> - the 02/27/2013 at 9:55am

Fucked!<b>H4H</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 7:57pm

Tcaret300's FML badges

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of Tcaret300's badges

Tcaret300's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

by Miramichi / 05/30/2011 at 8:18am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Love

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

by adogg18 / 05/29/2011 at 4:12am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

by Imaman / 05/28/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I drove my boyfriend to hospital because he felt extremely ill. His buddies had gotten their hands on a taser, and he had the brilliant idea of being shot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I have an empty gas tank and have to clean up a puddle of vomit in my living room. FML

by moron / 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm / United States / Health

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

by Username / 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML

by Adam / 05/24/2011 at 1:54am / Miscellaneous

Today, while all the other marines got to fly around the island on a helicopter, I got stuck on gear guard. What was I guarding? The staff sergeant's parking spot. FML

by rogerusmc23 / 05/23/2011 at 10:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Work

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

by M / 05/23/2011 at 3:14pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML

by dumbteacher / 05/23/2011 at 10:35am / Miscellaneous

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

by NoRespect / 05/22/2011 at 3:50pm / United States (South Carolina) / Work

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money