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Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)
Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm - money - by Taurus_ChicKa (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
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Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)
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