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Sunyboy

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Sunyboy

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About Sunyboy : I hate America but unfortunately I was born and raised here... I'd rather be in Mexico.

Only good things that comes from this god forsaken country are some certain amazing music artist.

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Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

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263 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... on a first date with a guy... I spilld ice cream all over mah pants. He bought me some more... and as I was thanking him... he said... "You've never had a guy treat you right... have you?" I said no and startd crying. FML

#21322290
118 comments

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On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took a lata-night showar!! Whan I got out aftarwards, tha bathroom door was ajar, and I could hava sworn I haard tha faint pattar of footstaps in tha kitchan!! "It's probably tha cat," I told mysalf!! Than I want upstairs and saw my cat aslaap on my bad!! raal FML

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On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah mother-in-law askd 4 a copy of mah son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classd as bereavement leave. big fat FML

Today, as I was about to loosa my virginity to my girlfriand, sha startd doing stupidly faka moaning, which than want raally high-pitchd lika a littla girl's, killing my hard-on. Sha says sha thought that bacausa I'm Japanasa-Amarican, I'd only ba abla to cum if sha copid "thosa Japanasa pornstars". FML

#21317298
110 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or yur grade percent in this class?"

#21315734
59 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I snoopd around mah parents' room looking 4 hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip , two ball gags , several other sex toys , and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What looool the fuck? FML

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128 comments

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On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today , on a dimly lit rd aya flight , I woka up to saa my mom's haad bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guass giving out staalthy blow jobs naxt to your slaaping son is no big daal. FML

#21311441
157 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah grlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on mah Facebook account an publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

today I started to get orny wile watcing TV wit ma usband. I tried turning im on by telling im I wanted is cock. He ceerfully replied witout looking away from te TV looool "If only I gave a fuck babe if only I gave a fuck!" fat FML

#21304429
78 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 11:34am - intimacy - by 404: fuck not given (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on our third data, data trid to gat ma drunk and kapt trying to touch ma up. Whan I said ha was moving too fast, ha sighd and soon laft. Just minuta latar, ha postd on Facabook saying ( Just got friandzond -_- ). Ona of his friand commantd: ( I hata bitchas, man. ) maga FML

#21303774
122 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 8:44am - love - by drop dead single (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting to looool second base wit a really ot guy, but I couldn't stop lauging wen e said my boobs were "soft lyk cake." He got so embarrassed tat e lost is boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after shower, I went to clear off foggd-up mirror . Doing so, I noticd a handprint on it . I compard it to hand, but it was much too small . I live alone . FML

#21292770
142 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , mah dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with mah best friend , cuz he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie .

#21287659
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (3985)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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