About Sunyboy
I hate America but unfortunately I was born and raised here... I'd rather be in Mexico. Only good things that comes from this god forsaken country are some certain amazing music artist.
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Sunyboy's favorite FMLs

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

By Soulara89 - / Tuesday 23 December 2014 01:28 / United States - Orlando

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

By drbckflps - / Thursday 18 December 2014 00:48 / Australia - Mount Gravatt

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 December 2014 14:41 / Australia - Edgecliff

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

By dating a moron - / Sunday 14 December 2014 17:30 / United States - Dearborn

Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML

By Elrond Hubbard - / Saturday 24 January 2015 19:25 / United States