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Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States
Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by beleria (woman) - United States
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 9:22am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)
Today, while driving home after the legal curfew, I narrowly avoided a police roadblock and backtracked a mile to drive home another way. I then ran out of gas a mile away from my house. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 1:12am - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
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