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Softballchhickk

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Softballchhickk

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3835
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Softballchhickk : Hey I'm Mariah. Baseball and music keep me entertained.

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at im and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late fir Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said tat joke ad been done to deat, to wic my dad retorted, "Yea, so as your mum." Instant fistfigt. FML

#20144826
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29280) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door!! I'm almost 23 an moved 5 365 KM away to get away from them!! FML

#20142163
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (1547)

On 10/31/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by OhLovely (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Dressed Up Lyk A Prate, Dressed Mah Dog As A Parrot And Bought $30 Worth Of Candy To Pass Out To Trick-or-treaters. I Waited By The Door For 3 Hours. Not One Kid Came. FML

#20142085
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26165) - you deserved it (2405)

On 10/31/2012 at 8:40pm - misc - by hallofail (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I went to te ospital in labor expecting a baby boy . I ended te day wit identical twins , a baffled doctor , and a usband convinced tat our sons can clone temselves . FML

#20139353
127 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm - kids - by CutestBoysEver (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML

#20138973
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (2334)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML

#20137235
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24911) - you deserved it (3533)

On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

it was my birthday!! My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way!! Last week it was our dog's birthday, which includd a party for all the nieghbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon!! FML

#20134676
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30827) - you deserved it (1763)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:14pm - animals - by birthday girl (woman) - Australia

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, trying to be nice, I askd my little sister ow scool was. Se burst into a temper tantrum and screamd at me to fuck off. Se's eigt. FML

#20132869
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22688) - you deserved it (2172)

On 10/25/2012 at 3:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after 6 months of training and going to the gym every day, I realizd that the only thing I've lost is $300 worth of gas. FML

#20131082
149 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 9:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML

#20130143
124 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML

#20129645
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11210) - you deserved it (36247)

On 10/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Dinger1992 - United States

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I WERE HAVING SEX, AN I ASKED HIM TO CALL ME SOMETHING SWEET. HE CALLED ME HONEY BOO BOO. FML

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (1990)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -



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