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Sniper3000
  • Town/Country : New York City, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1295
  • Number of comments : 370
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

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Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (10155) - you deserved it (818)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435 (351)

I agree, your life sucks (11018) - you deserved it (2044)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokemon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokemon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

#18594471 (290)

I agree, your life sucks (11560) - you deserved it (1436)

On 12/24/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by arrowtopatella (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

#18461010 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (31557) - you deserved it (2205)

On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (17922) - you deserved it (14812)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

#18355458 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (8062) - you deserved it (955)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by meeeeeee - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (4684) - you deserved it (52359)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (9869) - you deserved it (1027)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (9949) - you deserved it (5838)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy - United States

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

#18239656 (328)

I agree, your life sucks (11627) - you deserved it (36831)

On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (13708) - you deserved it (947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (6594) - you deserved it (1542)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (13434) - you deserved it (1551)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130 (452)

I agree, your life sucks (36327) - you deserved it (4626)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (11861) - you deserved it (20098)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)