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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1960
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SirBedevere : "If you want something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."

Things you need to know:

I hate most people. Especially you.
If you don't like metal I'll probably think less of you.
I love it when I can talk shit and get away with it.
I watch violence for fun.
Xbox, guitar, and cars are my hobbies.
I'll probably correct you if you say something stupid or grammatically incorrect.
If you come back with something to make me look bad, I'll win the argument.
I don't give a shit if you thumb down my comment.
I only use the app for iPhone, because I don't have that much of a fuck to give to use the website.

Things you don't need to know:

Where I really live.
Why I'm such a cynical, twisted, and fucked up person.
My real age.
My real name.
My cause.
My purpose.



These are all good people.

SirBedevere's page activity

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Fucked!<b>sleepwalker13</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 4:59am<b>jojocircus19</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:42am<b>ElMungia</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 9:09am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 8:45pm

SirBedevere's FML badges

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SirBedevere's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML

by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

by Username / 07/24/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

by Username / 07/24/2011 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek

Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

by Taurus_ChicKa / 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

by fatteningmeup / 05/26/2011 at 10:24am / United States / Health

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

by Emoney1 / 05/26/2011 at 10:06am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

by Sola / 05/11/2011 at 12:10am / Geek

Today, I learned that chivalry truly is dead when a seemingly fit man pushed me into a door to get a seat on the train before me. My leg is in a cast. FML

by Username / 05/09/2011 at 3:38am / Transportation

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

by stellarshaun / 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous