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SirBedevere
  • Town/Country : Fort Dickshire, New West England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SirBedevere : "If you want something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."

Things you need to know:

I hate most people. Especially you.
If you don't like metal I'll probably think less of you.
I love it when I can talk shit and get away with it.
I watch violence for fun.
Xbox, guitar, and cars are my hobbies.
I'll probably correct you if you say something stupid or grammatically incorrect.
If you come back with something to make me look bad, I'll win the argument.
I don't give a shit if you thumb down my comment.
I only use the app for iPhone, because I don't have that much of a fuck to give to use the website.

Things you don't need to know:

Where I really live.
Why I'm such a cynical, twisted, and fucked up person.
My real age.
My real name.
My cause.
My purpose.

Also...

Trollz4DaLulz
DocBastard
FYLDeep
Mirobo
every1luvsboners
Perdix
IAmScrubs

These are all good people.

SirBedevere's last visitors

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SirBedevere's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SirBedevere's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23659) - you deserved it (2186)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20052) - you deserved it (6585)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26392) - you deserved it (4636)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36674) - you deserved it (5485)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

#18681564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (7586)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37271) - you deserved it (2636)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34419) - you deserved it (6615)

On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

#17837953
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8768) - you deserved it (28238)

On 09/26/2011 at 7:46am - money - by Sam - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

#17741306
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26127) - you deserved it (2130)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

#17734062
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (3042)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25302) - you deserved it (1957)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

#17734043
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29586) - you deserved it (3881)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States



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