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About SirBedevere : "If you want something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."
Things you need to know:
I hate most people. Especially you.
If you don't like metal I'll probably think less of you.
I love it when I can talk shit and get away with it.
I watch violence for fun.
Xbox, guitar, and cars are my hobbies.
I'll probably correct you if you say something stupid or grammatically incorrect.
If you come back with something to make me look bad, I'll win the argument.
I don't give a shit if you thumb down my comment.
I only use the app for iPhone, because I don't have that much of a fuck to give to use the website.
Things you don't need to know:
Where I really live.
Why I'm such a cynical, twisted, and fucked up person.
My real age.
My real name.
These are all good people.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Friday 22 May 2015