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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1959
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SirBedevere : "If you want something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse."

Things you need to know:

I hate most people. Especially you.
If you don't like metal I'll probably think less of you.
I love it when I can talk shit and get away with it.
I watch violence for fun.
Xbox, guitar, and cars are my hobbies.
I'll probably correct you if you say something stupid or grammatically incorrect.
If you come back with something to make me look bad, I'll win the argument.
I don't give a shit if you thumb down my comment.
I only use the app for iPhone, because I don't have that much of a fuck to give to use the website.

Things you don't need to know:

Where I really live.
Why I'm such a cynical, twisted, and fucked up person.
My real age.
My real name.
My cause.
My purpose.



These are all good people.

SirBedevere's page activity

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SirBedevere's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

SirBedevere's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

by cero_kewl / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

by jam / 02/11/2012 at 2:03am / Australia / Transportation

Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

by anonymous / 02/11/2012 at 12:57am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

by Ca13b / 10/15/2011 at 3:18am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy

Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML

by Sam / 09/26/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Money

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

by Godsfavourite / 09/14/2011 at 1:42am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

by ppp / 09/14/2011 at 12:12am / United States / Love

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 1:53am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

by Anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

by stillkindahorny / 09/13/2011 at 1:51am / United States / Intimacy