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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1956
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76493)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today I went to te doctor's office because ma wife an I were aving some fertilization problems. As I removd ma pants... te doctor simply lookd at ma penis an said "mm." My wife laugd teole way ome. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked , I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband , disoriented from sleeping , cummed running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

Today , mah boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it . The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour . After he left , I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to mah face for fun that morning . FML

#285039
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16247) - you deserved it (65543)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

2DAY I TOLD MAH DAD I WAS LEAVING TO GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP. HE LOOKD AT ME LAUGHING AN SAID ( SEE U IN A DECADE. ) FML

#52270
37 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

2DAY I TOLD MAH DAD I WAS LEAVING TO GET SOME BEAUTY SLEEP. HE LOOKD AT ME LAUGHING AN SAID ( SEE U IN A DECADE. ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by mags (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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