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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Profile completed

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    32%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Shatteredrubiks's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

By dawn - / Saturday 21 July 2012 16:24 / Canada - Red Deer

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

By LetItRip / Thursday 12 July 2012 20:35 / Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I told my dad I was leaving to get some beauty sleep. He looked at me laughing and said "See you in a decade." FML

By mags - / Monday 16 February 2009 15:05 / United States

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

By Vitriol - / Sunday 15 January 2012 18:14 / France

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

By Dickhead / Friday 25 November 2011 15:02 / Lebanon