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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1620
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19914) - you deserved it (43691)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

#17839190
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29301) - you deserved it (2424)

On 09/26/2011 at 1:06pm - love - by happybirthday (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

#17838179
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36305) - you deserved it (2572)

On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

#17837331
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22676) - you deserved it (4143)

On 09/26/2011 at 3:26am - misc - by Nudge23 - Australia

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

#17836225
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (5344)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:29am - money - by jpmetz - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21599) - you deserved it (1952)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

#17834282
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (5126)

On 09/25/2011 at 9:52pm - love - by lexyloo - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29276) - you deserved it (3843)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

#17826214
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10146) - you deserved it (29856)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24747) - you deserved it (2943)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts, then asked if I'd like some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24747) - you deserved it (2943)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

#17823625
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (6550)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52008) - you deserved it (2610)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (2420)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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