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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1681
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39335) - you deserved it (2739)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30358) - you deserved it (11348)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16532) - you deserved it (51018)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

#17857162
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37754) - you deserved it (2348)

On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

#17856112
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (4454)

On 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm - love - by Unluckiest Guy of the group (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

#17854068
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (2059)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by JubileeBee (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34909) - you deserved it (2786)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25680) - you deserved it (7792)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25680) - you deserved it (7792)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's okay, though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

#17850001
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26152) - you deserved it (2060)

On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22979) - you deserved it (1974)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28587) - you deserved it (2372)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a gorgeous ring that I fell in love with. As he slid the ring on my finger for the first time, he started moving it up and down my finger and making loud sex sounds, completely ruining the romantic moment. FML

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11935) - you deserved it (31071)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)



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