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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1957
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today,hile bussing at restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down leg. I startd shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turnd to stare. Then I realizd there was a hole in pocket and some quarters had slid out down leg. FML

#19979543
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19347) - you deserved it (7160)

On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I REALIZED THATHENEVER I USE EMOTICONS, I TEND TO MAKE THE SAME FACE IN REAL LIFE. MY COWORKERS GLEEFULLY SHOWED ME VARIOUS PICTURES WITH MAH TONGUE OUT, FACE SCRUNCHED UP, AND SO ON,HILE STARING AT MAH PHONE. THEY'VE ALREADY MADE THEIR WAY AROUND THE OFFICE. FML

#19967913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (18634)

On 07/21/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by dawn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I Found A Condom On My Bd With A Note Written By My Girlfriend That Said, "Since U Startd Acting Like A Dick, U Might As Well Dress Like One." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12000) - you deserved it (56488)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML

#17985253
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12754) - you deserved it (36750)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (10980)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Yesterday..!! I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said..!! "You smell good." His response..!! "You don't." FML

#17962903
89 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN DANCING TO A BRITNEY SPERES SONG IN HIS VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE. I STARTD LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY UNTIL HE GOT OUT. HE WAS HUGE. I WAS STUCK IN TRAFFIC. MEGA FML

#17919835
123 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (10040)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

TODAY, THE BOYS WHO SIT AT MY MATH TABLE DECIDD IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW BROKEN PENCILS AT MY BOOBS TO SEE IF THEY WERE REAL. THEY DID THIS THE ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD. I HAVE TO WORK WITH THIS GROUP FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR. FML

#17867072
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26760) - you deserved it (3350)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by hellokitty133 - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday I met my new dentist!! His teeth r worse than mine!! FML

#17863482
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26978) - you deserved it (2756)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:20pm - health - by Vxale (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I realized tat due to ma anti-depressants I can no longer orgasm . At . All . Wic depresses me more . FML

#17861962
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38337) - you deserved it (4568)

On 09/29/2011 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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