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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11043
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About SeventhFonons : I like food, stringing paper clips together is so much fun, the choir is my soul, writing is my everything, I love to draw and anime makes me happy. I also enjoy deliberately using moderately large words to befuddle people. You may also call me Bizz. Fire Emblem is my everlasting ardent obsession. I've had a boyfriend for almost two years. Baked beans.

For those of you who have a lonely MSN, deluna_41@hotmail.com

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I was at the movie with my mom and dad, and the preview to my ( My Sister Keeper ) cummd on . The trailer startd out with ( Most babie are accidents.. . ) Right as that line was finishd my mom elbowd me and laughd . FML

#3295379
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59612) - you deserved it (4588)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband passd a massive kidney stone . He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it . It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce . FML

Today.. . Mah Mom Put Some Bubblewrap On Mah Desk Because She Thought I Would Have Fun With It . I'm 18 . It Was Awesome . Mega FML

#3229865
298 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

#3192725
303 comments

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch . We haven't had sex since last September . Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to mah wife's vagina in nerely nine months . FML

#3190821
125 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by GettingNone - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, I ran into mah crush of three looool yeres ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered mah dog's name. He didn't remember mine. mega FML

#3168313
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On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Yesterday, I ran into mah crush of three looool yeres ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered mah dog's name. He didn't remember mine. mega FML

#3168313
63 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 6:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around an decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked an led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
291 comments

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On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

today I finishd the run fir a play in which I playd a gay man . Now that all the performances are over.. . I have kissd a man more times in life than I have kissd a woman . I'm straight . FML

#2963863
122 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today... I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I calld the prosecution the prostitution.

#2796637
216 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

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On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109150) - you deserved it (4865)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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